Everytime I ring to get account info of my mobile (i think im getting ripped off) that bitch-bot makes me press #1 to repeat "inquiry" several times.THEN im put on hold for infinity until i heartachingly realise i am not cared for at this customer care service. I will sue for causing emotional negligence. Also, Internet at Work is unacceptable and 100% retarded. I will also sue them for being annoying
May 23, 2013
May 19, 2013
May 18, 2013
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Today's Grievances
I don't understand hashtags.
I hate Taylor Swift.Why are "Double Coated" chocolates (eg: Tim Tams, Cherry Ripes & Oreos) special & not the norm?!
May 16, 2013
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Mindblowin
I never noticed till now
Look at his teeth!!! -
Pick up line for the Christian Man! :D
1. ”So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.”
2. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!”
3. ”I didn't know angels flew this low.”
4. “I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?”
5. ”Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
6. ”Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I've hoped for.”
7. ”How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
8. ”I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.”
9. ”Is this the transfiguration? because you are glowing.”
10. ”Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.”
11. ”Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.”
12. ”Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”
13. ”Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."
14. ”Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”
15. ”Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
16. ”What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?”
17. “I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.”
18. “Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.”
19. “I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.”
Well, there you go boys! You know what to say.....
May 7, 2013
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Tatts Well exposed.. :D
hHaha ill put more up soon..
May 5, 2013
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The tale of the 3 Trees
The story relates to lofty aspirations of an olive tree, an oak tree and a pine tree. Each of these trees had a great dream to become something special in life. The olive tree dreamed of becoming a finely crafted treasure chest. It wanted to hold gold, silver and precious jewels. One day a woodsman chose the one olive tree, out of all the trees in the forest, and cut it down. The olive tree was so thrilled. But as the crafsmen began working on him, the tree realized they weren't making him into a beautiful treasure chest; they were making him into a manger to hold food for diry, smelly animals. Heartbroken, his dreams were shattered. He felt worthless and demeaned.
Similarly, the oak tree dreamed of becoming part of a huge ship that would carry important kings across the ocean. When the woodsman cut down the oak, he was so excited. But as time went on, he realized the craftsmen weren't making him into a huge ship. They were making him into a tiny fishing boat. He was so discouraged, so disappointed.
The pine tree lived on top of a high mountain. Its only dream was to always stand tall and remind people of God's great creation. But in a split second, a bolt of lightning sent it tumbling to the ground, destroying its dreams. The woodsman came and picked it up and carried it off to the scrap pile.
All three of these trees felt they had lost their value and their worth; they were so discouraged, so disappointed. Not one of their dreams had come to pass. But God had other plans for these trees. Many years later, Mary and Joseph couldn't find any place to give birth to their little baby boy. They finally found a stable, and when Jesus was born they placed Him in a manger made from-you guessed it-the olive tree. The olive tree had wanted to hold precious jewels, but God had better plans, and it now held the greatest treasure of all time, the Son of God.
A few years went by and Jesus grew up. One day He needed a boat to cross to the other side of the lake. He didn't choose a large, fancy ship; He chose a small, simple fishing boat made from-you guessed it-the oak tree. The oak tree wanted to carry important kings across the ocean, but God had better plans. The oak now carried the King of kings.
A few more years went by, and one day some Roman soldiers were rummaging around in the pile of scrap wood where the discarded pine tree lay. That pine tree just knew they were coming to cut him up for firewood. But much to its surprise, they cut only two small pieces out of it and formed them into a cross. And it was on this pine tree that Jesus was crucified. That tree is still pointing people to God's love and God's compassion to this day.
-Joel Osteen
April 28, 2013
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Validation & Acceptance
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April 22, 2013
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Its not what you look that matters, its what you see
Now, that ain't no common house-cat, That's a lion in the making! It's bout seeing yourself in the best light, seeing your exciting potential and what you are truly capable of just because it's a house cat doesn't mean it has to act or think like a house-cat...
This is not implying that looks don't matter, it's emphasising the importance of self love and maintaining a positive outlook.
A healthy mind is needed to create a healthy body so a healthy sense of self awareness and self love is needed in order to focus on positive self improvements such as exercise and relationship building.
It all starts with the way you see yourself, the way you see yourself is the way others will see you.
I've not been working out lately but I have been diligent in doing lots of walking, that should count as exercise right? There's been news of people dying just by running so, to prevent all that, just gonna stick with light jogging and brisk walk my booty off and do them squats and forget about participating in marathons as of now... heh
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